Tom Cruise has the right idea…

Never thought I would say it, but I agree with Tom Cruise. He is building a bunker in case of alien attack.

When I win the lottery, I am building a bunker to protect me from:

Tom Cruise,
Britney,
Scientologists,
Harry Reid,
Katie Couric,
Ann Coulter,
Bill and Hillary,
Paris,
crappy chit from China,
the Prius,
Lindsey,
Lindsey’s father,
Lindsey’s mother,
any of Lindsey’s siblings,
Kanye West,
the cubracapra,
Nancy Pelosi,
OJ,
Barbara Boxer,
the Situation Room (with your host suffering from ADHD Wolf Blitzer),
and…

wait for it…

Al (I didnt invent the Internet but I did invent global warming) Gore.

 

Please, No Paris Hilton Endorsements!

Ok, so I just got an email from a famous knitting store here in LA – Suss

I am on their distribution list, and have purchased yarn and patterns from their store. I like their yarn and their designs. Until now.

The email featured a large picture of Paris in one of the owner’s designs. I almost threw up.
I unsubscribed immediately.

Is it just me, or would you want to hurl if you got this in your inbox? I would rather get porn or a male enhancement spam than a pic of this skank.

argggg

(in my best pirate voice)

/rant off