Tom Cruise has the right idea…

Never thought I would say it, but I agree with Tom Cruise. He is building a bunker in case of alien attack.

When I win the lottery, I am building a bunker to protect me from:

Tom Cruise,
Britney,
Scientologists,
Harry Reid,
Katie Couric,
Ann Coulter,
Bill and Hillary,
Paris,
crappy chit from China,
the Prius,
Lindsey,
Lindsey’s father,
Lindsey’s mother,
any of Lindsey’s siblings,
Kanye West,
the cubracapra,
Nancy Pelosi,
OJ,
Barbara Boxer,
the Situation Room (with your host suffering from ADHD Wolf Blitzer),
and…

wait for it…

Al (I didnt invent the Internet but I did invent global warming) Gore.